“Why do women expect us to go shopping with them for hours and hours?” —Paul, 27, single
Anslem says: Men and women approach shopping completely differently—we see it as a chore, while y’all view it as an adventure. Aside from shoes and suits, the average guy doesn’t have to try on clothes. But y’all have your own complex size system and a never-ending obsession with buying shoes and bags that will drive any poor sap that was forced to tag along with you up the wall. This is not our idea of fun, so don’t get mad when we decline your next offer to watch you shop.