This is an actual conversation that took place once between myself and a staffer (supplied by the venue) at one of my events:
Guy: C’mon son, I know you’re married, but don’t tell me you ain’t smashin’ none of these hotties that be comin’ to yo events?
Guy: C’mon son?
Guy: You crazy Paul, you crazy in the head… even if I was married I would be runnin’ all through them hoes.
Me: That’s because you haven’t grown up yet.
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