“Just to let y’all know, I do have a restaurant. It’s called Flavor Flav’s House of Flavor, it’s a take-out restaurant only. Fried chicken, we got collard greens, potato salad, coleslaw, red velvet waffles. Yeah we be gettin’ it in.” Flava Flav on the intercom of a Southwest Airline flight during descent. Hey, I love minstrels as much as the next person, but shouldn’t Flav be in jail for commandeering that mic?